1 – Prince Un-Charming
2 – Can You ‘Ear’ Me Now?
Other than surgical enhancement costing more money than my summer earnings (and my parents would never permit it), a desirable silhouette was beyond my control. But getting kissed wasn’t. By hook or by crook, I vowed to lock lips with a member of the opposite sex, pronto. Well, maybe not pronto, but before the end of the school year. No way was this skinny teenage girl joining the ranks of skinny old maids.
1950 Memories of Suburban Adventures 